Vegetarian Bear

I mentioned Conrad's poem before, but decided it needed a permanent place on the blog...

Vegetarian Bear 

By: Conrad Ballard

There was a vegetarian bear

Living on top of our table

With his mouth wide open

Waiting for food to plop inside

I fed him celery

I fed him peas

I fed him an almond

I felt like he needed a fish

I woke up and saw my bear

Eating a Swedish Fish!

But who had fed the bear?

It must have been my dad

THE END